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Do Not Press - Big Red Button

Price: $11.99

Strategically place this Big Red Button wherever you like and see how many people do exactly what they are told not to. Comes with the following ten hilarious phrases:
  • Countdown to launch in 3.2.1.
  • You lose!
  • Congratulations...Not!
  • Confucius say Big Dummy not know how to read! Why you press big red button? You go now!
  • Oh, you are a bad person. A very bad person indeed.
  • 1,000 kittens have just been killed as a result of you pushing the Big Red Button. Congratulations, you are a kitty killer.
  • You really did it now. You released the poison gas. 
  • You used to ride the short bus, didn't ya?
  • Do you know how to read, you big stupid moron?
  • Thank you, statistics indicate that one out of 19.8 people will press the Big Red Button. That one person is usually an idiot.

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